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🌟 Darling, let’s not pretend this carnival of mediocrity is an accident. Washoe County is a bespoke disaster, handcrafted by ideologues who can’t balance a budget but can sure orchestrate a six-figure Golden Parachute for Dear Leader Eric.

Mary Kanderas played the dutiful concierge to his reign—smiling, nodding, and covering up every dictatorial impulse while voters footed the bill.

Jeannie Herman? Oh, spare us the rodeo routine. She was the nightly special: ‘Cowgirl Conservative,’ charbroiled beyond recognition and plated up to slavishly do Eric Brown’s bidding every time he flicked his little tyrant fingers. Time to hang up the boots, Jeannie—because you’ve incinerated every shred of integrity you ever pretended to have. You didn’t just mess up, darling—you detonated your credibility in a glorious, taxpayer-funded fireball.

Meanwhile, Hill, BLM Garcia, and Clara the Liar are busy perfecting the performance art of “transparency,” which apparently means obstruct everything until the next DEI hire rides in on a unicorn to save the day—or at least secure another padded pension. And of course, Mike Clark was conveniently kept on ice, lest anyone accidentally stumble across an inconvenient scrap of accountability.

And let’s toast to the local press—those polished purveyors of remedial reading comprehension—whose editorial standards hover somewhere between TikTok comments and kindergarten finger painting.

But please, tell me again how this is all perfectly normal governance. I’ll bring the champagne—God knows we’re paying for it anyway.

🥂 Cheers to the collapse. At least they’re consistent. What do you expect from a pig but a grunt?

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